quite literally. i stepped in dog poo on my way to work. and i was on the tram like “god, someone really smells bad” and lo and behold, it was ME! when i got to my desk, i still smelled something foul and i was the only one there and then i looked at the bottom of my shoe, and there it was. i had spare shoes at my desk so i chucked those ones out (good thing they were old and worn out). but the incident of the dog poo soured the rest of my day.
i can still smell poo now.