i just recently discovered how bad i am. the Brit is playing his game on the Wii, and me, needing to be involved, starts yelling things out like “go there” “why are you doing that?” “did you try this already?” “hurry up!” it’s not like i don’t have complete faith in the Brit completing the game, he’s just more…thoughtful. i go in a room, do my thing and i’m out, moving on to the next mission. the Brit will spend 15 minutes poking around in a corner. he’ll waste all of his arrows shooting at a rock to see if it’ll break (what’s the definition of insanity?). the Brit is good at ignoring me. if roles were reversed, i would’ve shoved a sock in his mouth and locked him in the cupboard. so anyway, when i bought this game at the shop, the geek-extraordinaire ringing me up said that the game had almost forty hours of gameplay. wanna know how long the Brit’s been playing it? take a guess!
eighty hours.
does it sound like i’m annoyed? i’m not really. i like watching him play – his body leaning to the left as he’s directing his charcter in that direction, crouching down on the sofa to avoid enemy fire. bless him, he’s so cute. i just try to help by telling him how to play the game my way. and why should he listen to me? because i’m a genius.

two cents