and so it begins. supernice guy and i are cleaning up our work area in preparation for douchbag on wednesday. that also means preparing douchbag’s desk. normally when i have a new starter, i hook them up with supplies and notebooks and everything they could possibly need. supernice guy and i have cleaned his desk out of the good supplies and have supplied his desk with the following:
- pens with no caps that we found under my desk
- broken stapler with no staples
- individual staples to use with aforementioned stapler
- broken paperclips
- leftover plastic cutlery and paper plates from our last treat day
- phone cord
- a jellybean that i found behind my desk (mushy and fuzzy. yum)
- a long foamy thing what we decided was a wrist thingy for your keyboard
- post-it note pad with 3 post-it notes left
- OK! magazine from last year
welcome aboard!
HILAR. you are a GENIUS