a colleague of mine made the mistake of giving me sheets of bubble wrap to play with. and they thought i couldn’t get any more annoying…
my throat is killing me. it’s a vicious circle -this cold/flu thing that i started here months ago. it seems that it has found its way back to me. my plan is to sweat it out with a long workout when i get home from work if my clothes are dry – i actually did a load of laundry last night. the brit thought that aliens had taken over my body. (hee hee, i said “load”). anyway, the weather here has been really weird and i think it’s messing with me. my body is telling me to stay in bed.
tom cruise is in melbourne because his whats-her-name is filming a movie here. i’m thinking i might hang out around the scientology institute (it’s down the road from my office) and see if there are any tom sightings (and maybe get a stress test while i’m there). i’m going to have a find a poster of “cocktail” and ask him to autograph it citing it as his “best movie ever!” i’m sure he’ll love me (everyone does!)
…. my bubble wrap just got taken away from me. crapbags. i’m going home. promise to write more tomorrow.

ooo bubble wrap…