such a long day. it’s been a struggle. i spent the day..wait for it…reformatting pie charts. the same ones i was doing the other day. they made me change the colour scheme completely so that means everything else had to change. i hate pie charts.
i discovered that neimen marcus ships to australia and i am totally addicted now. i’ve been shopping all day (in between pie charts). i will put us in the poorhouse if i don’t stop. i think i need an intervention…or a second job.
i got caught frothing soy milk on our espresso machine at work. coworker said i shouldn’t be doing that because then people have to clean it to get the soy off of it and i’m thinking…”but you’re supposed to clean before and after anyway…” but what do i know? so they’ve banned soy-loving me from using the frother. i work with weirdos.
i think i previously posted about the two girls in my office that are always running off to the bathroom together. well yesterday i found out that they are also gym buddies. i went into the bathroom for some alone time and lo and behold, there they both were in workout gear…and putting on makeup. i shit you not. so i asked them where they’re going (maybe they’re going to a dress up party) and they said they were just going to the gym. i had to turn away quickly so they couldn’t see the look on my face. a few years ago, i walked into a gym and there was a woman walking on a treadmill whilst eating a bag of cheetos. i had the same expression on my face. i don’t get it. that’s why i don’t go to the gym.
well, time for me to go. i’ve formatted my last pie chart for the day. the Brit has a late night so ice cream for dinner for me tonight. ’til tomorrow.

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