coworker: i can’t believe you’re not on facebook. time to get up to date with the latest things.
me: this coming from someone who puts in a help desk ticket to IT when the printer runs out of paper.
awkward silence
coworker: i got a new haircut on saturday.
me: yep. you sure did.
awkward silence
coworker: wow, you’re wearing all black today. you wear black every day.
me: yep.
coworker: you should wear bright colours.
me: like your tie?
coworker: yeah, like my tie.
me: because i don’t want people to make fun of me behind my back
awkward silence
my sarcasm is hard to take for some.
two cents