i don’t know what it is, but i’ve had a lot of trouble opening bananas lately. i can’t seem to rip the top part to start peeling it. i’ve had to use scissors but someone has stolen my scissors from my desk (i wonder if they noticed the banana mung all over it). i have stabbed the top of my banana with a letter opener but the banana being extra ripe, and me being extra crap, managed to squirt banana puree all over my desk. i got banana in my hair. i have a streak of banana puree on my shirt. i officially declare war on bananas.
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Are you opening them from the bottom like the monkeys do? They know what’s what.
you mean monkey don’t use wire cutters to open bananas? i’ve been doing it all wrong!!