you people just don’t know cool.

enough already.  i’m tired of people making fun of my wellies. (they call them gumboots here which for some reason annoys me). they are cool.  if they weren’t cool,  kate spade wouldn’t have made them.  i wear them into the office when it’s raining and then i slip into my heels once i’m here.  but i’ve been wearing them all day just to spite people and their lack of what’s cool.

another crisis averted.

i was typing an email to the husband when another email from one of my colleagues popped up.  i minimised the husband’s email to reply quickly to my coworker,  and forgetting who i was writing to,  i typed “i love you nerd” as the last line.   oh my god! thank god i caught myself before i hit send.  it would’ve been more tragic than the time i replied to all with my dinner order.  i’ve had too many of these close calls in the office lately.  the other day, i almost walked out of the toilet stall with the back of my skirt tucked into my j.lo sized underwear.  i’m not shitting you.  that would’ve been f**ked up and i would not be able to come back to the office ever (which wouldn’t be a bad thing…).  thank god for full length mirrors.  i’m just now able to talk about it.  how embarrassing.  i thought being clumsy was bad enough but it seems i have these moments of dumb i need to contend with.  i can’t believe husband lets me leave the house.