i have J.Lo’s ass. i know it. i was outside having a break and some dude whistled at me and made a comment about it. normally i would be flattered that some boy other than my husband thinks i’m hot but i’m disturbed more by the fact that he drew attention to the one thing i’ve always been paranoid about. i was shattered. i resolved to do a full hour, (instead of my usual half hour) at an extra high resistance on the elliptical machine today. i decided not to eat lunch. i almost did a set of lunges in my cubicle. i was going nuts. i cursed my sister for being extra skinny and having no ass.
Feeling despondent, i decided to read the huffington post to get my mind off my psychoness. This headline caught my eye “Kate Winslet: I’m going to start loving my backside.” aaah, epiphany. i’m going to start loving mine too. thanks kate for pulling me out of the doldrums. (sorry i couldn’t watch ”titanic” all the way through).
OMG me too! I am constantly teased about my jlo booty! We ARE sisters!